New Government Website?

Due to the financial crisis the Government is expected shortly to launch a new brand new website - www.notme.gov.uk.

 

Interested parties will be able to click onto the website as a handy “one stop shop” to see the most up-to-date explanations to questions such as why:

 

·         The Government, The Bank of England and The Financial Services Authority all failed to stop our banks building up a mountain of toxic debts.

 

·         “The head-rolling” is limited to a tiny group of bank chairmen and chief executives who have decided now is the time to jump ship.

 

·         Despite the multi-billion pound bank bail-out, there is no direct help for ordinary businesses, charities, public organisations, let alone ordinary taxpayers pushed up to and/or beyond the brink by bank and financial market failures.

 

Unfortunately, due to technical reasons, the website will not contain a ‘contact us’ section, and will instead invite customer feedback on a future occasion which is expected to coincide with the date of the next election.

  

 Typical.............but they, the FSA, were very interested in the font size of an IFA's Key Features Document so they know how to micro manage - pity about the macro bit! D.